Behold the Mona Lisa. A beautiful work of art; a masterpiece.
The original mind you, not a copy, not a forgery--the real thing.
Now, let’s hang it here on this wall, between the large mouth bass and the dart board.
It’ll cover up that stain on the wall. Never mind the dirt and cobwebs; we’ll just hang her right over the top.
Dress like a princess dear lady and you’ll be found by a prince.
Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works and glorify your Father in heaven.
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